this will not be news from Bejing

hot diggity 

dog diggity

soylent green for thought...

Give'em the kevork...

By independent survey, casual mention and general acclaim- we present The Most Succinct comment on Dr. Jack Kevorkian's Michigan House Rep candidacy:

"Perhaps he'll put Washington out of its misery" 

We here on the bench suspect that Dr. K has something of the completist in his personality, what with now turning his attention to taxes.